Sober edit – There are spoilers. And I fell asleep part way through so reviewed it over two nights. The first half is particularly rambling. I don’t know why I wrote some of it, or whether it had any relevance.
OK. Got back. Couldn’t find my notepad. I’d bought a new one for this review. We’ll, this series of reviews. A Star Wars one. Hella cool.
Anyway, My Bloody Valentine and Children of the Corn were drawing, so I tossed a coin and Children of the Corn won. I may stay awake throughout.
What must Quentin Tarantino think of Harvey Keitel whoring out the Winston Wolf character?
I feel bad. I nuked the meal my partner left for me and it is lovely.
Oh. That’s achingly bad typography. First hurdle? Fallen. There are actually good child actors. There’s no excuse in throwing a bunch of kids at the screen.
Was this a TV movie? Again. That typeface. If I had a dinosaur based theme park, I’d consider it. Consider it.
Nebraska. That’s the size of an Aliens nuclear explosion.
This is not a happy couple.
That thing just happened.
I remember pulling up at a service station once. My brother was sick in an arc that missed our uncle (who introduced me to so much horror). This caused me to vomit. Again that missed our uncle. We defied geometry that day.
Are they newlyweds? If so, this will be a short marriage.
These two seen like they’ve been told by an overbearing director to pretend they’ve found a corpse, rather than being allowed to act naturally.
Is this the 70s? Did he just say he’d given her an order? Us white males are trying to shake of this whole patriarchal thing and you’ve just thrown is back in. We’re not all misogynistic, racist, homophobic idiots, that’s just an echo of who got elected.
I think my new notepad may be in the bag of Halloween stuff I bought for Halloween. I’m torn between looking for it and praying that this one lasts long enough.
Someone’s hidden the film.
This dude reminds me of Henry Rollins.
This film reminds me of sitting an exam and finishing it because it was so easy and you had an hour to waste counting ceiling tiles.
Nothing has happened in this film so far.
Right. I was way too drunk last night and fell asleep. I’m less drunk now, so will pick up from where I got to. Just trying to find where I got to… Feels like I had been watching for five or six hours, but apparently it’s not that long.
Oh. Twenty minutes. I’d watched twenty minutes.
Just read through last night’s ramblings. I really was hammered. A mix of Guinness and red wine (purchased in a football ground, so of dubious quality) did for me.
That kid ranting on the radio grew up to be Steve Bannon.
‘My name is Strontium.”
So it is the 70s. I thought the chap just liked vintage cars. His misogyny is just “normal” for the time he’s from.
So they’re not newlyweds. It’s their second honeymoon. I think they’re doing it to try and get their marriage back on track.
There’s nothing happening in this other than melodrama and horror-synth.
Children being shot? That’s not something we usually see on screen.
Scary. What he thought were mannequins turned out to be child actors.
I remember when my son’s two cousins came to our house. They and my son jumped on top of me. I was buried. I said “help me”. None of the adults heard, but the kids started repeating “help me.” That was very much like this film. The kid who is the leader of the kids is so uncharismatic.
He just snapped the neck of what appeared to be a six year old.
Where the hell did a baby come from? None of the girls looks old enough. Unless they kill kids who do get to child bearing age after they’ve had children.
Troll 2 had a strong anti corn message too.
OK, so they have conception ceremonies and all the children watch. Should have called it Children of the Porn.
When he was in Vietnam, was he a kernel?
Surely the credits should be rolling by now.
Not only did they have catering by two companies – Maitre D’Ames and Bridges Catering, Accomodation was provided by the Lodge Hotel.
Guinness – Royal Oak, Cannock, Molineux,Royal Oak again – various prices
Unidentified red wine – Molineux. £4.20
Buckfast – Scotland. Don’t know.