Halloween Special#4 – Maximum Overdrive, A Drunken Review

Sober note – there are spoilers.

Tonight’s vote was a draw, so I tossed a coin and lost. I would rather have watched Truth or Dare, as I haven’t seen it. Saying that, I only remember Emilio Estevez crawling through a ditch, the Green Goblin and AC/DC from Maximum Overdrive. So, Stephen King on coke (allegedly) it is.

North Carolina? I don’t believe Stephen King was involved.

Oh, wait, there he is.

METAL!!!

You know, I didn’t realise Who Made Who was written for this (should be Who Made Whom, surely. No wonder Angus Young never graduated high school), so at least some good came of it.

Jesus. Giancarlo Esposito. Can’t imagine this is one of the highlights of his career.

Killed by a vending machine. Can you believe it?

“Eat my shorts.” Was this before or after The Simpsons? There’s quite a few good actors inn this. It must have paid well. Oh shit! Lisa Simpson’s in this! Is this where Bart’s “Eat my shorts” came from? So, it gave us one of AC/DC’s finest tracks and a catchphrase?

Somewhere, there must be a list of mechanical deaths they didn’t use. Like lungs exploded by a leaf blower, or forearm flesh burned off by a Dyson Blade (OK, they weren’t a thing back then, but being slightly warmed by an 80s hand dryer doesn’t cut it).

Hey, this kid’s playing Paperboy, only in real life.

It was a dangerous neighbourhood to deliver newspapers

Exploding pacemaker. There’s one for the remake. If you have any ideas, comments below.

I think Stephen King is systematically trying to destroy the idea of innocence. It’s not just that children aren’t safe in his work, but the way they die. Clowns, ice cream vans, baseball matches. He takes apart the trappings of youthful innocence. I don’t mean that he’s doing something evil, he’s just skilfully creating an environment where horror can thrive. I suppose the fact it’s a toy truck that’s the de facto leader is another example, but I’m not sure whether that’s intentional, or they just liked the lorry.

That reminds me. I’m watching Hellraiser revelations next.

How many “Magic Tree” air fresheners have been sold? Is it just one company that makes them all? They make me feel queasy.

“Mr.King, this film come in about an hour short.”
“Just film artics driving in circles.”

An elegant media, for a more civilised age

There’s something great about the name of a film being spoken in a film when it’s not an everyday utterance.

Pat Hingle is the quintessential Good Ol’ Boy. If he was still with us, they’d have to have him in Preacher.

We’ watched the sun go down, down down down.

I’m sure those trucks could smash the garage into splinters. If I was a possessed jukebox, I’d just play Ed Sheeran non-stop. A bit like Radio One does. Because I’m evil. The rap version of Galway Girl makes John Barnes look like Aesop Rock.

This has always felt a bit racist to me. “Yeah, he’s black, so he must be able to rap.”

Kid there crawling into a sewerage pipe. Is he going to bump into Andy Dufresne coming the other way. For those about to watch a shitty film, we salute you.

In horror literature, there are a lot of absolutely fantastic short stories. Clive Barker’s Books of Blood is full of them. These short stories, however, are short for a reason, and turning them into a full length film invariably fails and you can see why they weren’t novels.

The kid looks like you’d look him up and he’d turn out to be someone famous.

They’re not going to do all 8 days the prologue said the earth was going to be in the comet’s tail for are they?

The amount of scrut Emilio Estevez has stuck to walls of his room would surely put off any female companions.

Don’t know what the dude in the green shirt just said, but that was some entrance.

Have any rules been established here? What exactly can the green gas control? Is it things with a motor? Or where there’s any kind of mechanical part? Or anything man made?

“It’s like Neville Chamberlain giving into the Nazis.” A bizarrely intellectual reference to a film Stephen King refers to as a “moron movie”.

I know Stephen King wouldn’t prescribe to this, as he’s somewhat left of centre, but you could see this film as white power propaganda – the oppressor becoming the oppressed, that bizarre belie they all have that the white middle class are an oppressed social group.

More crawling through sewer pipes. I’m sure there’s one in It, too.

Why on earth did the machine gun buggy explode then?

That burger drive through thing has a cob on (this joke only works in the West Midlands).

OK, so a UFO was destroyed by a Russian weapons satellite. Why didn’t that turn bad?

No idea who did the catering. Must have been packed lunches.

Cans of Grolsch – about a quid.
Bottle of Condemned – #8. Lovely.

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Monday Update – 23/10/2017

It’s a Halloween Monday Update!

So, Bill Sage, who plays the father in We Are What We Are (Saturday’s review) read the review, and I don’t think he was too impressed. He was polite enough about it though…

Not a fan…

The review can be read here –

The vote for Friday’s review is up and you can select a film at the bottom of this post. If you’re from the UK, you can still register for the mailing list for a chance to win Hellraiser Revelations on Blu Ray (the copy used to review) by clicking on the link on the left if using a standard browser, or from the button with the three lines at the top right if using a mobile browser.

Other than this blog, and real life, I’m working on a zombie survival game. At the moment, I’ve just got the spread of zombies algoryhtm going (it may need tweaking to make the game longer or shorter, and, if you try it with the population of the world, it takes a long time to reach The End). I’ll be posting updates on it as and when there’s something to update you on.

The Corking Movies Official Zombie Survior Game (WIP)

As well as We Are What We Are, I did watch The Babysitter on Netflix last night. Found it enjoyable in a Tucker and Dale vs. Evil sense, if not groundbreaking. I’d recommend it if you have an hour and a half to spare.

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Fourth and Final Halloween Special Vote

It’s time for the fourth and final Halloween Special vote.

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Maximum Overdrive – Stephen King’s classic of machines gone crazy, AC/DC and a lorry that in no way looks like the Green Goblin. Recorded from the Horror Channel.

I Am The Pretty Thing That Lives in the House – a Netflix produced haunted house story. Available on Netflix.

Truth or Dare – A bunch of students play a game of Truth or Dare. With possibly deadly consequences. From the Horror Channel.

My Bloody Valentine – A classic 80s slasher film. On the Horror Channel.

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