As there was some slight confusion with the poll this week, I’m taking matters into my own hands and watching Bright. Unlike most of what I watch, it’s only a day old. From trailers, it looks a lot like Shadowrun (the RPG for those that couldn’t choose between Cyberpunk and D&D)
My first concern is that this is a Will Smith film released direct to Netflix. This could be the start of an unfortunate trend in cinema. My other concern is that the different species may be a heavy handed metaphor for issues of race. Not that race isn’t an issue that needs to be discussed – it does. It’s just that having orcs representing people of colour runs the risk of trivialising things.
And yep. Heavy handed metaphor it is.
If a cop blamed his partner for being shot, would they really be put straight back together?
Orc walking through crowd. People laughing at the sign on his back. Before they see it.
Will Smith is an ass in this. Playing a racist cop.
Ricketty Cricket is going mad with a sword.
Now Will Smith is not a racist cop. Not sure what his character is meant to be. He looks the same age as in Independence Day though.
The Dark Elves need three magic wands to raise the Dark Lord. Sounds like we’re in really badly written RPG script territory here.
I imagine the Dark Elves to be emo types. Probably listen to My Chemical Romance while playing Vampire:The Masquerade (look, this film is like an RPG I like, so you have to expect RPG references).
I like that claymore mines have “front towards enemy” stamped on them. Just in case.
The Bright’s name is Tikka. Hope she doesn’t turn chicken. Korma is a bitch.
One of those film moments where a character could try and explain, but they just shout and threaten instead.
I think this film would have been happier being born in the 80s.
Noomi Rapace. We don’t see enough of her. Has she appeared in the MCU? If not, surely she has to at some point.
Does the orc cop have family? I think that’s kind of important.
Of course orcs like speed metal. Thought I saw Chester Bennington in the club. Then realised it couldn’t be, which was sad.
Do the police not turn up to shoot outs? Dark Elves are pretty badass.
This isn’t as bad as critical have made out (or to me it isn’t). It has flaws, but it’s enjoyable enough.
Agh. One of those “Why didn’t you do that earlier?” “Because the script.” moments. There’s no need for that. If you basically undo something you’ve just done, it’s just redundant.
The film’s becoming a bit rambling now. They could, and should, have wrapped it up by now. In the good old days, it would have just ended there. Maybe a smart arse quip to the Feds.
Way to oversell a joke.
Seriously. End it. The audience will remember the last moments. That’s why films have very little in the way of epilogue. It’s shoot shoot, explosions, quip, pan out to show scenes of devastation, credits.