It was a fairly close run thing between this and Atlantic Rim 2, but in the end, this won. It was recorded from the channel Movies 4 Men. So yeah.
Hey look! It’s a badly CGI’d robot that looks like one of the robots from The Matrix killing a guy that looks like the guy from Scream.
That pistol has a remarkable clip size. Apparently the thing going amok is not part of its design. Who QA’d this thing?
I would so play an arcade game with this soundtrack. It’d be a side scrolling platform shooter.
Michael Dorn, Bill Mumy and Robert Picardo? Cripes! Who’s doing Comicon while they’re filming this? George Takei too? Oh my.
I’m sure the music just basically stole bits off Reptile by NIN.
So it appears the Shockwave film I was going to be watching is not this Shockwave, which was actually released as AI Attack. I feel like I’ve deceived people now.
The film I watched post-title card seems like a totally different one to that pre-title card.
I’ve decided I’ll do a review of the other Shockwave as an apology to all those who voted thinking this was that.
Wait. He was in Babylon 5 too? What? You think I was always this cool? I actually have a nerdy past.
Apparently Dr.Foster is on his way. And it’s raining.
So they were taking them to Australia for ‘obedience training’. Is this how the US Australian war began?
Turning that TV on had the most unnecessary sound effects. It was great.
I recognise the blonde criminal woman. I think she’s been on here before.
Now we’re back in the film before the title card.
I so hope the robots are going to mod themselves with helicopter bits.
Seeing a World War 2 military installation on a Pacific island makes me want to play Far Cry 3.
There’s 4 minutes of this left. Was it actually a series or something? DID MOVIES 4 MEN MISLEAD ME? THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES.
And it just sort of ended there. No credits or anything. What on earth happened?
Now, there are other instances of Shockwave on the planner, but it doesn’t say Part Two or anything. Don’t really want to watch a second part, but, I dunno, do I ow it to my readers to suffer so? Need to find out who did the catering anyway.